Congratulations, this post gave me chills :’)

I also have anxiety, and one of the things that occupies my idle thoughts (thank you, brain) is that I am SO concerned about being the *smelly friend*. You know the one. They smell like musty drapes, and it’s not because they don’t wash, it’s just because that is their natural smell and maybe everyone else doesn’t…

This is so horrifyingly, viscerally gross. I’m just imagining people lying down on it after it’s been out there for a few hours, and it’s slightly moist, mussed up, a little bit gritty, kind of like the sheets of a frat boy late in the semester, except worse because it’s Times Square and nothing can ever be clean…

I failed my first driving test. Accidentally hit the gas while still in reverse, the instructor had to use the emergency brake to stop the car—but luckily he told me I had been disqualified right then. When I took it again six months later, I had the SAME INSTRUCTOR, and he recognized me. What a cranky mofo he was.

Ugh ugh ugh

Ahh, I love your little kitters!!! I have one with an asymmetrical face and he is such a sweetie :)

I’m so sorry. Good for you for seeking marriage help!

You are my hero.

I’m going to have to find a way to work “medical purple nurple” into my conversations

Off-topic, but: hot damn.

The cut is unfortunate but that color is fabulous on her

Made an account just so I could comment on this post, because BOY OH BOY. I’m currently studying abroad at a foreign university, and I had to give a huge oral presentation in front of 30 people that was worth a significant percentage of my grade, in a language that is not my own. Being the perfectionist that I am, I…