Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

love my dyson cordless hoover, fantastic purchase. Previous to that had a regular dyson hoover that lasted over 20 years

I was given one as a gift. I never thought I’d even care about a vacuum cleaner, much less wax rhapsodic, but this machine works.

When I read “illicit pool” I thought of something like this:

And yet I want a Dyson vacuum so badly. My friend has one, and it works so so so so so much better than anything else I’ve ever used.

Rape police= SVU

In his defense, removing himself from her life forever was one way to cure her of a cancer.

Ugh, it was an awful flight. There was a baby crying, they ran out of V8, and this guy in a lumpy suit grabbed me by the pussy.

seriously, that line is seriously stroking a man’s ego with cheddar bay biscuits for being such a sex stud. they’re all mad she hasn’t bought them any red lobster.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

Again, just want to point out that Bush was married with three daughters when this tape was made. Seriously.

He bragged at a party that he had in his possession “a tape of Trump being a real dog.” These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

He should resign and concentrate on his CrossFit. Better for everyone that way, really. Just look at how much fun Boehner is having right now!

Also

Surprised Burnett has draconian NDAs that protect Trump? Nope

I don’t think it was staged either, but you’re right, is it really so crazy to think this particular family would do something like this? There’s plenty of people who thought her first marriage was a publicity stunt.

That’s a very valid point, though it’s also worth noting that the disbelief tends to come principally from those most concerned with actively and endlessly hating her and her family over all social channels.

Going to get a lot of use out of this.