So I thought about the decision of having the mom have a c-section and I thought it was a good metaphor for “you can push and push and try and try but children are out of your control and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

Ironically, Lucy Parsons, though an anarchist, claimed that the nuclear family and monogamy were the building blocks of a just society.

This plays into my desire to create a meme claiming that Gary from Are You Afraid of the Dark was played by Justin Trudeau, because I’m convinced Americans would believe it and share it on Facebook without checking..

Jeez. Imagine living in that perpetual state of anxious fear that something might happen to you. Those poor, poor men.

Don’t feel bad for the sake of your children: keeping your distance means keeping a shitty person out of their lives. No grandfather is way better than a shitty one.

Damn you, SEO: Spacey will very likely bury these allegations and it’s all your fault.

Oh hey there, you!

Agreed! He seems like a fine dude.

I mean... also works.

“I just don’t want this to turn into a witch hunt,” said Woody Allen, frantically looking for a place to hide his broom and cauldron...

Like Brad Pitt, Ashton strikes me as a man of unexceptional intelligence who always TRIES. It doesn’t always work, but damned if he doesn’t want to try to be smart...

How long until Trump appoints her to a cabinet position? This is about where the bar is now, right?

<3

Considering Dany is the product of a legal brother/sister marriage I will actually be slightly irked if this fazes her even a little...

Fun Fact: Smaug is a metaphor for poors.

#onlygodcanjudgeme

Lex Luthor in lipstick and blonde wig.

I’m not being hyperbolic at all: that is exactly what it tastes like to me.

So... do people who buy Halo Top not realize a far cheaper alternative is going to the garbage of a Starbucks and fishing out the slushy remains of a frappuccino—the ice that tastes vaguely of whatever flavor was added—and just eat that instead? Because it tastes exactly the same as this Halo Top nonsense.

As others have said, Jaime is a skilled and seasoned military commander. And say what you will of Cersei but her short game is consistently good, she just doesn’t look even two moves ahead like everyone else does so she can never hold her own in the long run. But she she decides to so spectacularly decimate her…