To all you commenters...

Yeah, damn talented youths! Get off our lawn.

But seriously, though? What if he has no writing talent? It’s OK to “just” be a singer. Beyoncé, Adele, Diana Ross, Elvis, Whitney Houston, Frank Sinatra don’t always write/didn’t always write their own material. Some of these singers almost never did. Even Elton John often…

Dear Society,

Ivanka Trump always talks like she’s doesn’t want to be rude, but she’s really pissed that you’re going to wake the baby.

Oh wow.

Also, can we all agree that no matter where you fall on this controversy, the saddest part for all Muppets fans is realizing that, almost 30 years after the fact, we are still no more over Jim Henson’s death than we were in 1990?

“Kentucky Town’s Pit Bull Mayor”

Traffic in CT is pretty much confined to 95, which is nowhere near my snug little corner. As for massive income inequality, yes. But having lived in NYC, NJ, and Los Angeles I’m sadly used to it.

You’re just jealous of our beautiful rolling hills, charming towns, and proximity to both NY and Boston.

Hmmm... I’m still sticking with my theory but I like this one, too. (Especially the bit about Ice coming back to life!)

Anything is possible, but I don’t think so. He has a fine coating of wildfire on the blade. Thoros of Myr used to do it, too.

It does look like Luwin, but he’s as dead as one can get in Westeros... which is to say I guess there’s always a chance he could come back, but he’s pretty unambiguously dead.

Not only Jaime going to kill Cersei but it’s going to be melancholy as fuck. Once again he will be the one to kill the unstable tyrant for the good of the city, clearing the throne for the invading army (in this case Dany) and no one will ever celebrate him for it because he will have broken a taboo (kinslaying) that…

Precisely. They’re not oppressing you, Johnny...

We can be wrong together...

Flustered or indignant? Because I could very easily see this

“We’re not going to remove anything... except for the bridges of our noses. Those cannot be allowed to stand. Raze those fuckers to nothing. Contour away all trace of whatever may remain.” 

I seem to recall some scuttlebutt over him getting one post-divorce, yes. But before then the past decade he’s allegedly gone without.

As I recall, he has famously not had an official PR person, at least not for the duration of his relationship with Jolie.

I seriously came to the comments to see if I was the only person who IMMEDIATELY saw this...