This was not an actual suggestion...

My daughter’s name is pronounced Joyah, but it’s Italian so it’s spelled Gioia.

Dear Starbucks Baristas,

I am so bummed I didn’t see In The Heights back in the day when I had a chance. I was even living in Washington Heights at the time! *sigh*

OMG I’ll bet. Brandon Victor Dixon got a well deserved standing ovation the other night after “Wait For It.” He was tremendous. Overall I’d say he plays Burr much more comedically than LOJr. It’s an interesting decision with positive results. But I was curious to see if he’d manage the gravitas needed for that number:…

YAS! Hooray for Lin! He seems like someone who is still so grateful that he gets to do what he loves. Also, he’s irrepressibly charming. I can’t. I just smile looking at him.

Relevant: Chris Jackson aka the Pride of Mount Vernon aka George Washington is standing behind him in this picture. I literally just saw Hamilton …

Baaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Seriously, I wish voters cared enough to make voter fraud an issue. But the 2014 election saw a mere 36% turnout. So maybe we’d do better to worry more about getting more people to vote at all rather than worry about hypothetical people who may potentially try to vote more than once.

I feel you. I got bangs 2 days ago

I actually found the ball sufficient to clean up after my very furry cat! He shed like a motherfucker.

Which model do you have? I feel like the ball is so light. The animal, I confess, is too much vacuum for me...

Facts.

Do you even Dyson, bro? Hands down this thing is one of the best purchases I’ve made in 5 years...

I feel like my husband and I are the only people who regularly think about this show critically who really liked last night’s episode. It wasn’t perfect, there were things I didn’t like, but after an ending that I hated last season I thought it was a solid B episode. B+ at moments. C- at others...

Actually, “rape police” sounds like a good idea, because the real police can’t do shit half the time...

Best image of the election, barring the shoulder shimmy.

It would only be kind of comparable if Beyonce were singing about taking her man to Red Lobster beforehand to try to convince him to fuck her.

Given the fact that he is George H.W. Bush’s nephew, I want so badly to believe that this whole scandal is thanks to the vengeful and brilliant chicanery of secret evil genius Barbara Bush.

Every time someone says they forgot about Balloon Boy, Balloon Boy’s horrible father senses it and dies a little on the inside...

Word.