Thought of the possibility I get. Continue to believe the possibility after thinking about it for even a little bit. That gets an eyeroll.

Okay, I want to say something a little bit controversial here...

SUCH a fucking good show!

I swear to god he’s doing it on purpose to stay in the news and remind people he’s around...

I love that his pitch is “Why settle for the lesser of two evils when you can pick me?” and the MAJORITY of his appeal to his supporters is “Well, he’s not the other two, so I guess I’ll settle on him...”

*curtsy*

I’m not Southern and I say it all the time. I joke that it’s because my family has very deep roots in Georgia, but it’s really because it’s probably one of the five most useful phrases on the planet because it’s so fucking versatile and succinct.

Aside from pecan pie and Harper Lee, it’s the greatest thing the South has given the world.

“Bless your heart” is often tonal and always contextual. Like... when my 2 y/o daughter says “Want cereal.” That might mean “I want cereal, please,” “I want cereal immediately,” “I don’t want cereal,” or “Get this fucking cereal out of my fucking face before I cut your bitchass.”

But will I want to rape, enslave, and murder the deals? It is Columbus Day, after all...

But will I want to rape, enslave, and murder the deals? It is Columbus Day, after all...

That is a marvelous description.

House Greyjoy would have cast that talking boil into the sea years ago. Cheney is a fucking Frey...

Wait! Black and hispanic casts and the cast of a show about a trans woman make LESS that most other shows? Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-...

Most tellingly: Literally 20 minutes into the project, when Schwartz had barely even scribbled a page worth of notes on Trump’s self-aggrandizing bullshit spiel, Trump stood up exasperated and said “Are we done? How much fucking material do you need for a book anyway?”

“I have legally used the tax laws to my benefit...Honestly, I have brilliantly used those laws.”

GUYS! It’s okay! We decided a few years ago that injured and murdered children is way better than trying to solve the problem. So we’re cool! We’re fine! See you next week for another check-in!

Nah, I feel her: it’s not a judgement so much as reeling at how young you once were. I’m 33 now. I’ll have been married 9 years in a week. I look back at how young I was at 24 (and, moreover, see 24 year olds who are no wiser or more experienced than I was) and think “What the shit, dude? How did that even happen?”…

First, when Dre talked about why Black people tend to be Christian and talked about slavery, not once did he mention that the religion was initially FORCED upon enslaved Africans.

I saw it 5 years ago and I still think about it a lot. I would definitely shell out the cash if it’s an option...

‘LOL Fred Armisen in a wig and a dress’ is a deeply shitty joke whose sole punchline throws trans femmes under the bus by holding up their gender presentation for mockery and ridicule.