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That is... a VERY particular, weird fetish, bro.

definitely male, almost certainly white, either 20s or hangs out with people mostly in their 20s despite being solidly in their 30s. Was probably the most vocal person in your women’s studies class and got huffy when you pointed that out. Still secretly holds grudges about people from high school and cares desperately…

I was just giving an example of profiling, not actually profiling the person who tweeted this!

PITCH THIS TO CBS, I AM ON BOARD!!!!!

laughing SO much harder than I should over that.

You know when people profile, like, serial killers or whatever? Like “This person is probably a male in his late 40s, bad relationship with his mother, insecure, poorly educated but prone to snobbery and delusions of grandeur...”

I have said on more than one occasion that someone needs to get that character scissors or a hair tie because that shit is annoying under NORMAL circumstances let alone while fighting zombies!

“Congratulations! You’ve won a ticket out of Missouri!”

Or how some people praised Fisher and Ford being an age-approproiate on-screen couple and it’s actually like “Well... Ford is actually 14 years older than Fisher, but sure...”

Enjoy! I very rarely read non-fiction and this sent me on a 5 book stretch of non-fiction!

Enjoy! It’s awesome, as is the follow up book “Blood Royal.”

Relevant: if you love jousting and medieval history, read The Last Duel. It’s non-fiction, it’s fucking awesome* and I was literally screaming as I read (just ask my husband, who was also trying to read at the time and found it “hilarious and annoying”). It highlights how obscenely brutal jousting could be.

SO. Fucking. Hard.

She was a fellow, not a resident as memory serves. Still you’re kind of right, I misspoke, but she should have been played by a woman in her late 20s at best. She was on the younger age of average for someone starting medical school!

I really think women in the real world have NO IDEA what women their own age are supposed to look like because of this. For example...

I've heard this is a not uncommon fear among Mormon parents

I’m not even going to try to come up with something witty in response, because was so, so, so worried about this before I read on. I never should have doubted you, good lady.

Ugh. There are a few in my FB feed and it drives me NUTS whenever they post something stupid, but I don't directly engage because if I do I will wind up doing that thing where you can't step away because SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS WRONG

AW shucks!