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David Cameron is... Not amazing, but OMG, fucking Boris Johnson. What a toad.

For real, right?! We can’t even digitize the woefully discombobulated VA. You think we can keep accurate files of millions of DNA specimens?!

I believe it. Someone commented on the article that “Vaccines don’t cause autism is the author’s opinion and experience.” Ummm... Nope.

Indeed it was. I remember when there was no sin one could commit against me greater than calling during The X-Files

That I do not remember, but it sounds in keeping with the show.

YES! Mulder and Scully found a bunch of alien corpses in buried freight car in New Mexico with smallpox vaccine scars on their arms. Christ, how the fuck do I remember that?

I didn’t quite grasp the levels of disturbing but hilarious but mostly disturbing levels of anti-vax insanity until I was on the receiving end of it after writing a couple of articles on vaccines for work that subsequently were shared a bunch of times on FB. Holy shit, dudes. You’ll be called every nasty name in the

Literally the same face I made!

Shit. I could have saved myself about an hour. #InJoRowlingITrust

As someone who has been hearing a lot about a potential Brexit over the past couple weeks, I actually spent yesterday evening educating myself on the issue. I figured I would probably fall pretty handily on the “Remain” side, but I figure I probably shouldn’t assume without reading up... my instinct was right. And now

It’s a rigorous debate right now and will be voted on next week, so it’s not exactly coming out of the blue but... yeah, it’s awful.

Ummm... burying the lede here, Finger:

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii to you, too! And thanks!

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OMG

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

“Sometimes good people require a push.”

Bless her heart...

So I’m not a Delilah listening, but I will never forget when I was in high school (15 fucking years ago, kill me now) and my friend was tuned to her. The following conversation ensued...

:-P I seriously couldn’t be personally offended by such a sophomoric attempt. For real? Gay jokes. Cool, bro.