HA!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!

Even so... the time has come, bro.

I have seriously considered it.

Can you imagine if the founding fathers had twitter? Adams would have a meltdown every other week. Jefferson would quit every other week with like “I just want to focus on what’s really important. All love, y’all, but I’m tired of it all” and then come back two days later as though nothing had happened. All of…

Bernie. Bubbala. Come on, dude. I love you. I love you so much. But stop. Please. It’s getting embarrassing.

Dude. My four year old started singing this today and I swear to God I almost cried...

(Brilliant!)

More than 10,000 people enter the lottery for these tickets every day.

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Thanks! Not gonna lie: they're pretty magical. Like tiny, mercurial unicorns.

Morning sickness sucks ass. You have my sympathy.

Ha! There are a million reasons not to have kids if you’re not feeling it, but trust: birth is among the least of them! It’s one of those things that sucks for a few hours and then you’re like “Oh, cool. Done.”

True on all accounts!

Totally. I’m a big, big proponent for birth choices (I’m actually a writer for a mom blog, so I sort of do it professionally). My c-section was an emergency c-section and I still loved the experience. My VBAC was also amazing. The mom guilt people tried (unsuccessfully) to foist on me regarding each was absurd.

Woo hoo! Mazel tov! Yeah, VBAC vs Csection recovery... I’m not sure if the difference is first time I did nothing but rest and second time around I had a toddler, or if it’s the difference between having pain killers and not, but while my csection recovery definitely took longer I’d say the VBAC recovery was more…

WATCH BIRTH VIDEOS! I’m seriously, it really, really helps. At first it’s weird, but then it becomes inspiring. Read other people’s birth stories, watch the videos. I had a c-section and then a vaginal birth and prepping for the second birth was a lot to do with convincing myself that my body was capable of it: it tota…

Mazel tov! Yeah, I never got to push, but I’d been in labor for 18 hours and had been contracting every minute for about 7. I was fine when she suggested the c-section. I also felt justified because she’s like “Yeah, he’s sunny-side up, sort of diagonal, and about as far up as he can possibly get. This would have…

My son also makes me reenact Pikmin, which is basically us walking around with our arm raised over our head, pretending it’s a leaf sprouting out of it, and then hitting things with that arm. So... high-brow/low-brow, it’s all about balance...

Honestly? It’s really not all that terrible. And you get really cute babies afterwards who do cute things as they get bigger. For example: my two year old and my four year old have spent the past couple weeks re-enacting scenes from The Princess Bride. My son, 4, is Westley. My daughter, 2, is alternately Fezzig and…

Sweet Mary Mother of God!!!!