1) Congrats!

WE WILL BE THINKING SPARKLES AROUND YOU!

Having done both, I can tell you, from my experiences, that both have their benefits and detractors. If I were to have a third (#nope) I would go for another VBAC, no question, but if I were told “You need a c-section” I wouldn’t be even a little bit bummed. Actually giving birth vaginally is basically like taking the…

Grandma was wise.

Samesies! Also, based on the previews it seems to me like Piper somehow orchestrates it so that Ruiz is somehow unable to see her daughter, and I seriously can’t handle that because the thought last season that she was going to transferred away from her was too much.

For those of you who have not given birth, allow me two descriptions of what that’s like based on my births, a c-section and a VBAC.

I missed it first time around, too, but it’s awesome:

God bless this magical unicorn of a woman...

1) that is a brilliant idea

I can’t even begin to describe the face I am making

Impressive that it still worked!

As long as they show up to the fight wearing not hideous colors...

The rocking chair my mother labored in with me was that orange and brown. I was SO happy when she had it reupholstered...

Nope. It’s a tie between these shades of orange and green aka The Color Of Everything In The 1970s

#lifeissohard

Also: I see people reach out like this occasionally so I figured I’d try. What’s a girl gotta do to get out of the greys here? I’ve been on Jez for an embarrassingly long time! I’M GOOD, I SWEAR!!!!

As a certified comtesse*, I assure you: you can never have too much debaucherous sex in depictions of 17th century French nobility. We nobles are filthy, filthy animals.

Countess Debonnaire von Bismarck

Thanks for this frank insight!

I generally don't dig Steinbeck, but damned if the guy doesn't have exquisite bits of business sprinkled in there