The past couple books I’ve read are histories of the US. I have some ideas. For a whole lot of reasons, some coincidental some achieved, this creepy dedication to working against our self interest in order to adhere to “ideals” that never actually reach the great majority of people (at least not in the way they’re…

But guys. Just think of all the really terrible things that would happen if we had socialized medicine...

Glorious

It’s almost like the system is rigged so we never get to win!

I’ve always found little tits so charming.

That response doesn’t even make sense.

I watched the whole series. That episode was hysterical.

Interesting and disheartening that so many of the FB comments are “Those hags are just jealous.” Because even when we’re lifting each other up, we have to be sure we’re knocking some other bitch down, amiright?

In other news, Review (pictured) is perhaps the most underrated comedy of the last five years.

I would be very excited. Michael Kelly, the guy who plays Doug Stamper on House of Cards, once retweeted something I said about Doug Stamper and that was pretty much a life highlight that week. This would probably be cooler than that...

It was a really nice detail that they didn’t have to add, but totally rang true and increased overall value.

Thank you very much for the term “junk punch.”

For real, right? Not to say it didn’t have rocky episodes or even seasons, but goodness was that show amazing.

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

Okay, I swear to God I Googled this and I couldn’t find out: I take it this chick and Gigi* are famous in no small part because their parents are rich and their mom came back into the popular consciousness because of RHOBH. Did they become famous via the franchise, or alongside it?

I am going to imagine that she approached them in character, using the Claire voice. And then I am going to swoon over that for the rest of my life...

Scene: Me and my 4 year old son playing Star Wars yesterday. I was apparently Kylo Ren and he was “An Evil Jedi”

Postpartum psychosis is absolutely terrifying and this case is heartbreaking for absolutely everyone involved. Pregnancy/Birth/Breastfeeding under perfectly healthy, normal circumstances fucks with your hormones so much. It’s scary and tremendously strange. I can only imagine how incredibly surreal and terrible it…

I would only believe such a thing would ever happen in Russia or Florida. Because I’ve come to learn that no matter how outlandish a story you hear about Russia or Florida, it’s almost certainly true.

For real. I could walk for a bit but once things got real? Get me on my birthing ball, let me roll around a bit and leave me the fuck alone...