YES! OMG YES!

Oh god. Wedding boards. I still involuntarily flinch when I hear someone accuse someone else of being tacky

There is little in this life more satisfying than raw baked goods and SVU...

HOW could I leave out “wedding industrial complex”?!?!

OMG for real you deserve your own square...

I was going to make a joke about Marilyn being a size 87, but I thought that was reaching back too far. But I love that you remember that too.

A menstrual cup, obviously

She’s really subversive. It worked perfectly for us. You’d get it if you were there, but we didn’t invite anyone. We wanted it to be really intimate. In fact I wasn’t even there. It’s okay. I was eating cookie dough while watching a Law and Order SVU marathon.

are there places that don’t accept lentils as currency? I only barter at local co-ops, so I wouldn’t know...

OMG that is fucking amazing.

muah

Aw shucks

no YOU

That’s practically the Free Space

That honor might have to go to Menstrual Cup

My God.

Literally LOLed

MY MAID OF HONOR WAS A LENTIL!

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…