Highlights from the first two minutes...

OH MY GOD I READ THIS TOO AND NOW MY CHILDHOOD IS DESTROYED!!!!!

NOPE!

I agree with the general principle here, but thinking beyond the moment is a luxury indeed in these cases.

Literally exactly what I was thinking

Generally speaking. But in some cases it’s an issue of the SAHP’s job not covering the cost of childcare. Or calling it so close that it's not worth it.

I’m a bit surprised, only because Cruz is a dildo.

Normally, I don’t like Barbara doing musical theater because she only ever plays “Barabara Streisand Presents [Character Name].” And her only ever being herself is part of her iconography and charm... but I’m not a fan. That said, I’m more hopeful for her as Rose than pretty much any role she would be eligible for at…

Yes.

HA! He’s 4 and a half now so... yeah. I’ve kept him around this long: I think I’ll probably buy him when the lease comes up.

Same... and then, amid all that drinking, I got pregnant at the height of holiday party season.

Jon Snow is dead. Long live Jon Snow.

BRB. Screaming forever.

I hope you’re not complaining about shoddy writing in the game after that hackneyed statement. You sound like the ham-fisted villain in every after-school special about tolerance pretty much ever.

#proofofpurchase

Amazing.

You were a Senior when I was a Freshman!

That was another theory.

#alltheshenanigans

That’s what most of us saw...