Oh, we’re big Wild Kratts fans over here. We have the creature power suits and everything.

That still will haunt my dreams

Caillou is the worst of the worst... and as such is completely forbidden in my home. My kids have never seen it and they never will. Normally I’m a total mean mommy and I preview everything before I introduce it to test for annoyingness. Dinosaur Train slipped past the goalie, but I’ve been vigilant about Caillou.

True. But Steve. Gah! It’s like “Stop scheming, you covetous little dumbass.”

Ha! I find Steve way more annoying than Bill. I’ve probably seen every episode of Curious George minimum 25 times a piece and I surprisingly still don’t mind it. I think it’s cute enough. It’s been one of my son’s favorites since before he turned 2. He’s 4.5 now.

*shudder*

Ha! True enough. You know what’s a scary way to wake up? Your 4 year old leaning centimeters from your face doing Darth Vader breathing sounds and then immediately expecting you to be in character as Luke.

Thank you. They really are.

Thomas the Train is forbidden in my house. I despise it. My son watched it a couple times when he was small and I had to lie and say it wasn’t on TV anymore. So fucking awful.

I’ve never even heard of that one!

I hate Thomas so much that I tell my son it’s not on anymore. He watched it, like, once or twice when he was a little guy and it seriously sends me into rage spasms.

My grandmother has shown them Daniel Tiger: they’re entirely not interested. I don’t think I’ve seen more than snipets, but I’ll take your word for it!

Sympathies. My children “sing” the first few bars of the Imperial March from the time they wake me up at 6 until they go to bed.

I give thanks to the parenting gods every day my little ones didn’t get super into Frozen.

83% at its zenith in the 1960s. It’s steadily going down, some places it’s less than half.

This is deeply, deeply depressing and not a little disturbing. Oy vey! So glad you stepped in!

Because of course we do

The WHOLE thing is a joke.

Because of this, I can never 100% hate Coldplay or Chris Martin

I'm American and I don't get it. Seriously baffling.