HA!

For real. My 4 year old is a pretty cautious kid: he still requires constant supervision!

God fucking damnit.

“And what we should be doing in the African-American community, and all communities, is build up respect for police officers.”

You'd think he'd be more internet savvy since his VP invented the darn thing!

Honestly, it’s less that he doesn’t understand facts/issues so much as I cannot for the life of me understand how the arguments he makes lead to the conclusions he reaches. And not even, like “I disagree with you and I think you’re wrong” though there are certainly issues where that is true. It’s “I cannot understand…

So Rand Paul legitimately fascinates me because I think he’s one of the very few Republicans on in the national scene who isn’t an idiot: he’s just crazy. I actually think he’s probably quite intelligent, as he often says intelligent things that show a grasp of the basic mechanics of socio-political systems. But he’s…

0_0

I choose remember Tom in his glory days. (Also I stopped watching a couple episodes after Matthew died, because I basically didn’t care after season 1, but couldn’t even make myself kind of care after that happened.)

Drink until it’s pink. HA!

Downton Abbey started with something that it never delivered on: the sinking of the metaphorical Titanic. (I mean, it eve literally started with the sinking of the Titanic, so...) It’s like “Oh, you’re going to explore the destruction of British aristocracy as it had existed. That’s so interesting” and then it’s like…

I think I stopped season... 3 or 4? Season 1 was so good, but, like Mad Men post season 2 or 3 and Downton Abbey post season 1, Desperate Housewives largely became soap opera. It was a good 75% soap opera before that, but it lost all depth.

Precisely.

HA! Never realized. Also: I’ve still not seen the last few seasons of Desperate Housewives. I feel like I need to do that.

I WANT TO TAKE THEM ALL HOME WITH ME!!!!

Heh heh... I legitimately have an answer for this, though: late seasons Bobby Draper.

OMG stahp, no, I love Bobby so much.

Also: my son was conceived amid the height of holiday party season. I drank a lot during his first month of nascence. When I found out I was pregnant I called my doctor and started sobbing and she was like “This is literally the most common response I get from pregnant women after the initial surprise or happiness has…

Dude. I drink until that stick I pee on tells me I’m pregnant. And even then? Wine happens, yo.

I’m heartbroken for all of them.