No cup with a manger scene? STOP OPPRESSING MY CHRISTIAN BELIEFS, YOU NAZI!

Her expression/hair/posture could not be more perfect. #yaskweenyas

... And I said that where? Do you work in a movie theater? Cuz you're projecting, dude.

*curtsy-*

It is seriously dizzying

Right?! I don't think they have ever had overtly Christmas imagery!

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Oh man. Do you think those crypts were rent controlled? Could I maybe hermit crab my way in there do you think? You honestly can’t beat that location...

I was kind of a ghost writer for a big republican figure for a while (not in a political setting, though). He actively wrote congratulations letters to newly married gay couples.

Agreed. One may not agree with those kind of Republicans, but one can talk with them. Moreover, those kind of Republicans can compromise.

I honestly believe that half the time these dudes really don’t care. Like, they wouldn’t fight for equal rights, but they aren’t actively against things like marriage equality, either. They have to cater to the crazies, which is obviously an act of cowardice and oppression (not unknown to the likes of Obama and both…

Thanks, dearie!

I am actually frequently up in CT (my parents still live there). I had to get an emergency outfit while I was there and I ran into the TJ Max in my town. I swear to god they have been selling the same ribbed, turtleneck sweaters there since I was in high school. They have, like, a 15 year supply.

Well, I guess the good news is YOU HAVE A SECOND CHANCE ;-)

Oh no. You should still be laughing at at them. Just laugh while knowing that they looked like morons, but they inevitably found true love!

18 years ago, I put on a pair of JNCO jeans and a Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt and went to a punk show at my (rural CT) town’s local teen center. There I saw a boy, told him I was going to flirt with him and did for the rest of the night... and then, on and off (and mostly online) for the next decade or so before we…

It was, but people drank it down to the last thinly veiled anti-Semetic drop.

I know, I know. But sometimes it’s too easy.

Fat joke. Funny. Insightful. Cool.