But she seems so nice and put together!

I wouldn’t be shocked, though the only thing that makes me think no is that they later worked together in Tropic Thunder and it strikes me that if that were a “known rumor” that Cruise’s people would not be forgiving.

I think we watched the same video of “Scenes that were mistakes but stayed in the movie”! I thought that was really funny!

HE’S GOING TO KILL THE CLAYMATION DUDE!

You know how Mugatu and his shadowy kabal of fashion designers recruit Derek to be their agent of evil in Zoolander because Derek’s natural stupidity and immaturity (which is only made worse by the fact that his chosen industry caters to his ego) renders him the perfect puppet? That’s what I feel Tom Cruise is like…

I blame the rising popularity of George R.R. Martin. When large numbers of white people start dying, he's probably to blame.

Same, though you would be surprised to see how crowded Columbus Circle A trains are at literally any time.

^Basically us, ready for our close ups.

Hahaha. Aw shucks, thanks.

Oh yeah. They’re terrifying. Duck vaginas and penises are corkscrew shaped... in opposite directions. It’s... pretty brutal.

Those sound perversely adorable... also not much good at all, since cat dicks are barbed...

You also realize that the Ark was designed to allow all but 8 people on Earth die, right? More people survived the Titanic than the Ark kerfuffle...

Are you asking a logical question of a woman who stuffed 14 cats in a suitcase...?

Oh! You know I think I remember reading something about this! Thanks!

Even on a less tragic level: people who desperately wanted more children in the past but are now too old to take advantage of the policy.

If you have any links on any aspect of this topic I would sincerely appreciate it, because I’d really like to read more!

I want to do the same thing with my lady parts. I want to rest a camera on my mons so that you can just barely see a tiny bit of skin or pubic hair. I shall call it Trimscaping.

It’s a birthmark, you jerk. He can’t help it. Way to be a jerk about something he’s really sensitive about.

Yeah. Throw in the accent and I’d toss it his way...