I’m the opposite! I find the Man Bookers dreadfully dull and, frankly, up their own asses so much of the time. The Gathering, The Inheritence of Loss, The English Patient, Midnight’s Children... Now, I certainly haven’t read all of them, but the ones I have read all seem to have a very... slow, dull, needlessly…

That is terrifying and discouraging.

Absolutely.

Bebbehs are made when mommies and daddies wuv each odder vewy, vewy much.

AHHH! So awesome! I am also in the 2 Babies Club. (And, more specifically, in the “2 and Through Club.” I thought I wanted three, but it turns out I really, really don’t.)

Preach.

I also had a hospital birth with a midwife (I was VBAC, so I wanted to be near an OR just in case.) I had great experiences with both my midwife and my OB previously, but preferred my midwife. When it came down to it, though, both were thoughtful, highly trained, amply qualified women who prioritized safety of mother…

I once had a great aunt tell me “It’s Jesus, Others, then Yourself. J.O.Y. That’s how you get joy.”

Charge the everloving fuck out of that midwife.

And how.

People delight in making me feel like this dude whenever I start railing against the more beloved icons and institutions of the Catholic church: grumpy, nuts, paranoid, and socially uncouth. But ya know what? This dude was right and he knew it!

Well if it wasn’t it surely is now...

Me before viewing this trailer: Meh. Is this a movie that needs to be made?

Yes. In the campaign trail, Marco Rubio will declare this his favorite movie.

Obviously she would play Chaning Tatum’s girl on the outside. She’s FAR too old to be cast opposite Leo. He will probably be paired with Kiernan Shipka.

I’ve been on Jez for an almost embarrassingly long time, and the fact that people didn’t get that joke is one of my favorite things that has ever happened around here ever.

We are all wasting our time when we do not spend our every waking hour treasuring and honoring that glorious man.

No. He would probably be cast as Leo’s mentor who urges him to get back to coaching, largely by swearing at him and chain smoking over scotches.

How long before this is turned into a movie starring Chris Hemsworth, Chaning Tatum, and Zac Efron as the inmates with Leonardo DiCaprio as their coach?