Ha! Oh shit. That is wondrous and horrifying.

I legitimately can’t tell if this comment is stellar or the absolute worst... That in and of itself has made this a magical moment

Oh happy day... I have a few years to go.

Thanks!

HOW IS HE 3.5 ALREADY?! OMG, I remember when you were pregnant!

I cannot WAIT until my youngest is old enough for me to bring a book. OMG. Heaven.

A friend of mine dreamed of having a pet penguin named Icarus, which I thought was clever.

An ever-expanding UNIVERSE full of radiant and magnificent light headed your way, lady. Be brave, and when you can’t be, sit back, adore yourself, and let your loved ones be brave for you.

Madeleine, I USUALLY love you, but right now, in this moment, I have never loved you or maybe anyone more. #sorrynotsorryhusbandandkids

20 years. Okay, I hate you for telling me this. But you have provided me a place to share my Garbage love so I forgive you. I sing this song as a lullaby to my daughter.

Oh hey there!!

Cuz he’s still the Pope who has spoken about “religious liberty” as a human right. If it were a fuck up, if his team, at the very least, weren’t aware of who Davis was, they wouldn’t have made her and her lawyer promise not to talk about it until after he left, which they OBVIOUSLY did, since there is no other way…

Well thank you! I would counter, though, that Pope Francis REALLY hasn’t done anything all that progressive, he just takes a gentler tone than Benedict (not hard: he was off putting AF). Stylistically they are very different, but when it comes down to it, they agree far more than they disagree, especially on social…

“ The second item not reported accurately was the time the most recent incident occurred, 2AM. We have associates who have to make snap decisions on our third shifts to provide for their own safety and the safety of our customers.”

Same!! It makes me want to read and write nothing but biographies

I find that hard to believe. This Pope is all about PR and hitting just the right note. Everything that was said, done, or visited on this trip was calculated, vetted, and even the stuff that looked spontaneous wasn’t at all. I would be shocked if this was an example of someone pulling a fast one on His Holiness.…

#wordplay

You know what? Good. Fucking good. Maybe now I won’t sound like a grouch and a conspiracy theorist when I say “The Pope isn’t working in our best interest, liberals! He’s saying the same shit all the other Popes have been saying, but in a nicer way that places emphasis on different places.”

He was sort of handsome, actually. He cut a fine figure in that uniform...

The whole episode was really interesting. I did not know Roald Dahl was a fucklord spy, for example, but now I do...