We all saw the Drunk History about Harriet Tubman’s history as a Union spy starring Octavia Spencer, right? I did not know this information and it is so cool...

Oh jeez. I must have missed that one... or blocked it out after a rage stroke.

Subway has been exceeding my expectations for years. I used to think nothing could be more disgusting than the smell of a Subway restaurant. Then I wound up being forced into eating there and I realized “No. It somehow tastes worse than it smells.” But in the past few months, between the Jared bullshit and this, turns…

Obviously Harry farted and is super embarrassed and Will and Kate are politely ignoring.

True story.

Man. I never get to talk about my mole.

True story. I think Karl Rove is the IRL Onceler from The Lorax... only more overtly evil.

Thanks! I actually really can’t blame someone for assuming the worst of a person, but that says it irks me to know end that this myth is still part of the cultural zeitgeist.

$20k. They offered $800... Fuckers.

This is glorious. GLORIOUS.

You live your best life, I will cheer you on...

Where else are you going to set down your coffee if you’re preparing it in a car? Sure you might spill, but even if you did it shouldn’t burn you to the point of needing skin grafts.

1) Why wouldn’t she start talking about a maternity leave?

I was honestly surprised just because speaking entirely anecdotally here, most of the Sephardic Jews I know, even Orthodox Sephardic Jews, tend to be what most people would consider less strict than their Ashkenazi counterparts.

There are some Orthodox Jews who are shomer negiah and do not casually touch members of the opposite sex ever, unless they are related (and only certain relations are okay) or married. The Duggar “side hug” would be a scandal among certain members of the Orthodox community.

I have B.F.F.s since I was 8 years old so it’ll be tough to uproot them.

So I never worked for the White House, so I don’t know how they specifically do it, but the way we did it was that we had basic templates and would work on it from there, adding personal details if we had them.

As someone whose last job involved writing a lot of these kind of letters, I am tickled to death. I hope the person involved isn’t chastised...

Though, and I say this as someone who thinks that Horton Hears A Who is perhaps the best book about activism and being an ally ever written (I read it to my kids on the regular)...