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SOMEONE'S forgetting about that cinematic tour de force known as Ghost Dad...

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

right now I just feel like my children are massive, massive failures with their stupid adorable laughs.

That was evident when they murdered all those kids in the Super Bowl commercial...

I'm sorry but...

thank you, dearie!

Thanks, mama!!

I have been told Acutane is ROUGH. Yeah, these are very mild. Full disclosure, I am friends with the shop owner, but I am obsessed regardless. I know there are a bunch of women here who bought it after I recommended it and then went on to buy more when they ran out. So: good stuff!

why thank you! What a nice thing to say!

word. That's my graduation in 2005 (residual thin brows) compared to now. Left to their own devices they are even thicker.

honestly, it really didn't even work!!! The only thing that has ever cleared my skin and kept it clear is a line of facial oils: go figure!

eeeeeeek!

oh sweet god. Embrace me, for we are sisters.

sooooo... What did you do that your mother was so obviously seeking revenge?

we lost a lot of good brows to the 90s/00s. Fortunately mine bounced back, which only speaks to the hairy tenacity of my wild eyebrows, cuz I got those bad boys THIN.

16 year old me had acne and Groucho Marx eyebrows. I went to a dermatologist for the acne and a waxer for the brows... Unfortunately I was prescribed Retin A for the acne. It says RIGHT ON THE TUBE not to get waxed while using it, but I was 16 and didn't read the tube. The wax ripped the skin right off. So ya know

Thank you! I've missed being around! My two mini-humans and no longer having a desk job is really butting into my interwebz time!

We are all very terse with her at Countess meetings. Truth be told, this was the case even before the whole homunculus issue... She was always pretty douchey.