fuck yes.

shaving babies' asscracks is a time honored Italian tradition. Hate on, hairless haters.

you're a bad bear. You're a very bad bear.

I personally know a woman who carries a loaded firearm in her diaper bag for protection and refuses to see the irony of the statistics she is looking at...

This might be my favorite headline you've ever written, old chum.

I was very excited to get a bunny fur coat as a little girl... Until I asked "why do they call it a bunny fur coat?" I immediately began screaming and crying... So my mom came up with a story about bunnies shedding their coats and going to the bunny fur tree for a new one...

hunger games salute to the random exterminator* murdered by ghosts...

I've found this season to be FAR tighter and more coherent than any season aside from 1! Is there one huge overarching mystery or what not? No, but better that than a new ULTRASUPERIMPORTANT component to a mystery every week that has to tie up so many loose ends by the time it's over that you don't care anymore. I've…

*sigh*

I cannot tell you how many people in my FB newsfeed were claiming YL oils will help prevent Ebola at the zenith of the "scare" in the US.

OMG, my son's name isn't Top 10 yet? That would be the first time in decades!

Oh that is just fucking inspired...

Betty has tricked a lot of people. Don't take it personally ;-)

HOW AM I JUST LEARNING ABOUT ALL THIS AWESOMENESS?!?! Cool dude. Love him.

I feel like all the tallying here, figuring out minutes and days and all, BEGS for a new number for "Rent." Seasons of Schlong, perhaps?

Actually it's a quote from Dan Savage, but I like to think he would be happy to see it attributed to Betty, as would Ms. White herself...

thank you for sharing his memory: this obit was heartfelt and funny and sweet. What a guy.

speaking as a parent: you're not selfish. You're only selfish when you have an obligation to another human being and fail to meet it. That only happens, universally, when you actually HAVE a kid and neglect that obligation to them. (on a case by case basis, often but not always, one can also be obligated in certain…

I bet you a million bucks that this lady constantly shares those stupid pictures on FB that say "Share if your children are your everything and you love and would do anything for them." Because from my personally collected data, there is an inverse relationship between who posts those things and how stable a parent…

without reading the first bit, I did exactly what you said. Then I read it and laughed. Monsieur aske "Did your girl Rebecca write that?" "Yes." "Duh."