THIS POKED MY HEART!

no worries: it happens at least 2x a week! I usually don't respond but I dig your name!

Off topic BUT: is your handle in honor of the Alexandrian mathematician/philosopher?

I CAN HAVE IT ALL!!!!

OMG let me hug you!!

This... ...This would not be my choice. Wow. That is a pretty staggering number.

gorgeous!!! Mazel tov! (Also: keep up on those meds!)

I can't imagine how frustrating (and painful) that must be. I understand why people who haven't gone through what you've had to get awkward—they're probably paranoid about hurting you by bringing it up in the first place—but I wish people would actually LISTEN to mourners to provide what they do need instead of…

I am so sorry you have to endure that, but thank you for weighing in.

On the other hand...

we also have really silky hair like otters.

The oil is NATURAL, dudes! Speaking from my own experience as an Italian-American woman, I want you to know that's just how we look naked: oily, sleek, and shiny! Maybe Kim is just LIKE THAT! STOP OIL SHAMING KIM!

Did she do any of her old stuff... Like Where Are You Christmas?

I think I actually hate you for this, Pinkham. These monstrosities will haunt my dreams.

the 2nd and 3rd days of my son's life he nursed every 20 minutes... All day... Every. 20. Minutes. Each feeding lasted 20 minutes. I was a wreck. Monsieur assured me "You are managing through something they use to break Navy SEALS." Somehow that made me feel much better! So remember: YOU ARE A FUCKING WARRIOR!

Haha! Oh please! Sometimes I wear last season's corset and my bow is inartfully askew!

depends on the day. In between the complaining mommy blogs and Pinterest lies your average mom I'd say. I think the anti-perfection backlash, while entertaining sometimes, has gotten overblown and stale for the most part.

ummm... I'm just saying when you get a joke tattoo, the joke is LITERALLY on YOU...

I'm most excited about the new baby: those fat little legs?! Mmmmmm...