“Have you considered being good at your jobs?” and “Happy Tuesday.” are my favourite bits. The incredulous, snarky inflection he puts into those and other moments made this feel like a stand-up bit.

We could also extend the start date back to 1619, 1492, or even 986.

I first watched that and a few other clips on Twitter before watching the longer video. Every single time that “Have you considered being good at your jobs?” drops, I cannot help but snort and guffaw. The “Happy Tuesday” sign-off is *chef’s kiss*.
Perhaps because this is in LA County, the call was full of people who…

Nah, Regina George is at least a delightfully amusing villain. Lea’s just an annoying one.

I loved Deion on Conan.

It’s lack of choice. In a former consulting job, my team once researched chain locations for several chains, including restaurants and retail. Of all the states, ND was always the least likely to have a location.

I remember her SNL appearance. Since then, I’ve never bothered with any of her output.

I know Ayanna Pressley has other priorities, but one can dream....

As much as I like Susan Rice, I’m guessing she cannot be the running mate, because Benghazi-gate mouth breathers would seize on that immediately.

Amen. I wish I could find the Tweet now, but I came across something earlier this week that masterfully stated “Unless you are hiring POC to leadership and board positions, you aren’t achieving real diversity. If all your diversity is in the lowest-level employees, you’re simply perpetuating existing structures of…

Jesus rolls to the slow jams. And during the couples skate, those are his wheel tracks beside yours.

However, the issue as I see it is that they’ve apparently been allowing discussions of more than just skating (i.e., sexism, ableism, and misogyny). Thus, this is a case of selective enforcement

Jones offered to create a separate page for such a discussion to take place

Kinja’d.

They’ll inevitably find some way to look past it and bash her for not being more political in the past...as though she can change that and isn’t trying to make up for lost time now.

That bunting on the wall makes it 1000% whiter. Morris is tone deaf, though at least sincere by the looks of it. But the David Guetta one is just a tacky shit sandwich. As in, I wouldn’t have been surprised if he hit the button for air horns in the middle of his half-assed speech.

And she doesn’t need it to be 50% of a shot of her crying. It doesn’t do anything to amplify the voices in the black community. It doesn’t do anything to aid the black community. This isn’t about white people’s sadness. This is about black people being murdered by the police.

She does Twitter like no one else. Handles those trolls.

Good Lord. Gotye?!?