That’s even worse than when I used to rail against Asda/Walmart’s working conditions and people would shrug and tell me that couldn’t be true because the workers “seemed happy” when they visited. 

Weird as well, because these same posters would be responding with the “Why not both?” gif in most cases when some commenter says X issue is not important because: war, death, Trump, etc.

Somewhere in Florida, Ana Navarro is filing her nails and playing a Stradivarius.

There only needs to be one error. It’s like he’s asking for brownie points because the men aren’t dead.

Avoid Wal-mart at all costs.

Ugh. I would make some argument about how, if these institutions cannot adapt, then perhaps they don’t deserve to survive past this moment, but I just remembered anything based on evolution won’t pass muster with them.

“covered in Jesus’ blood”

I used to work at a restaurant during the brunch shift as a teenager. We were not churchgoing, but I saw firsthand what awful, shitty moods families with children were in after service. They were the most obnoxious, grumpy tables who left the paltriest of tips. We always joked it was because they were angry after…

That’s funny, it also made me think Zoom would be the perfect opportunity to use special effects on the especially credulous.

I mean, they’ll probably have to go up one by one and kiss the ring. 

So true. Some student athletes definitely have a chip on their shoulder and work harder. And they did at least develop a talent that makes them attractive for admission in some way, beyond having the right family name. They’re sort of an extreme version of the “well-lopsided” admissions profile. I’ll also say a good…

Indeed. Just prepping everyone for more of the same rigging in the real world, too.

It’s a weird threshold to cross. My other non-favourites include “Breathe” and use of hashtags like #blessed and #gratitude. Like, it’s just an acai bowl with chia seeds, I don’t need to know how spiritual it is for you.

I can’t find a link to it now, but there is a rather concise ad circling about that plots the early intel warnings against his generous golf schedule. It’s an outrage so much so that in trying to track it down, the first Google result was a Snopes page: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-golf-rallies-coronavirus/

That’s adorable. Dot will eventually get used to you + your footsteps and love you for all the treats and attention.

And most of South Korea, especially its major cities, are far more densely populated than the US.

Which means they’re at least 25 years old.

LA Times reported today that the Pandemic Response Team he fired, their funding ran out in September of last year, just a few months before the coronavirus was discovered. They had a scientist stationed at the lab in Wuhan where the virus was discovered. THAT’S how on top of it we would have been if he didn’t fuck…

To be followed up by wildfire season, precisely when a fall COVID-19 resurgence is forecast.

It’s odd to me that Cuomo is getting this unfettered praise when he tussled with DeBlasio (as per usual) for nearly a week about the stay-at-home order [DeBlasio was moved to push for it when the Bay Area counties issued theirs]—in which time the number of cases doubled twice. Yes, I, too, think he’s handling the respo…