My thoughts exactly. We weren’t ready for that jelly.

I’ve always felt Trump was more like Mr. Burns: carries every disease and germ in the world, but somehow immune to the effects of them all.

Ah, I envy you. The most notable NY politician I’ve encountered outside the subway was Anthony Weiner.

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Yes, it’s completely strange that all paper products, wipes, and sanitizers are depleted, but the hand soap and bar soap aisles remain nicely stocked.

Sadly, two jobs and college classes is hardly uncommon in this millennium. 

I’ve had to work with idiots who think they can make jokes about their Asian in-laws being bad drivers because they’re “married to an Asian” partner, but that’s such an insidious edge of why micro-, midi-, and mega-aggressions run rampant. People think they get a pass by associating with someone of said target race.…

He could be credibly cast as a villain, because he could completely cut you with those damn cheekbones.

It’s a bit scary jurors have to remind others what they’re there to determine, and what they are permitted to consider. They might not have listened to the guy were he not also a lawyer.

Oops. Meant to write “I don’t even associate it [Lilly Pulitzer] with true toffs, just people aspiring to be perceived as old-school preps.”

I had to scroll back up and look at the picture. I was always conflate him with Devin Nunes, whose stupidity is criminal.

Van Hudge: “I’m sorry, but like, it’s a virus, I get it, like, I respect it, but at the same time I’m like, even if everybody gets it, like yeah, people are going to die, which is terrible but like, inevitable?” she said.

I don’t have the virus, but that first reply thread is killing me.

As much as that pairing would warm my heart, I also think Knowles could be calling the couple in the paintings cute. I think they’re cute, no matter which colour their umbrella is.

I read that as Theranos. Still works, though.

If she were a normal, she might know the plebs make their living room forts from chairs or stools. 

Not to mention, if you’ve actually used your brooms to sweep the floors, that’s gross. And then eat a sandwich with your fingers, under the floor sweepings. Great.

We’re basically going to have a shelter in place order, no question. At least De Blasio is preparing everyone for the announcement. A 48-hour head start on panic buying is going to come in useful.
Yesterday’s order was apparently a scrambly shit-show in the Bay Area.

Now I want some hagelslag.

Yes. I’m also somewhat curious how dynamics might have shifted if only men were hired for the support positions. I know that’s tricky given their purported mission, but it’s also interesting to ponder.