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Agreed that decorating a female empowerment space pink just misses the mark—it’s not even plausible to sell it as “reclaiming” the hue.

I feel like you could copy and paste that, sub GA for any state, and corona virus for hepatitis. Waffle Houses are just serial outbreak centers.

I’ve never been able to see or hear that name without immediately substituting “Scott Staph”. Oddly relevant here.

The website appears to be down. 

Just cough and clear your throat incessantly during every meeting or con call, and they’ll suddenly be OK with you working remotely.

Quite frankly, from the first time she made headlines for her brilliant questioning, I’ve patiently awaited the day a Katie Porter supercut appears on YouTube. Any day now.

Her children are also probably not vaccinated.

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Dan Hedaya is an absolute workhorse gem. I didn’t think his Richard Nixon would work, but it did and is probably the best Nixon portrayal on film (sorry to Frank Langella).

Or, pick up an opportunistic COVID-19 infection while in hospital, Harv!

...Like Martin and Lewis, they’re a perfect pair!

Max is majestic. He reminds of Rita from Animaniacs.

I’d attribute a certain amount of it to the senior’s sense of superiority to our contemporary panics. This sort of “I’ve seen it all, and nothing’s as bad as it seems” dismissal that they feel they’ve earned with age. It’s the bookend to feeling invincible in one’s youth, perhaps.

Hilarious, as it was most likely “Italian-style” and had never seen Italy. It feels like we’re regressing to tenement-area rascism now, though.

If that happens, I could completely see her assassinating him on Inauguration Day.

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Our CDC and then our FDA produce and approve tests through our incredible healthcare system in this country.”

Quite frankly, I watched this and suddenly I don’t care whether Joe Biden blithers on about record players and says “well, you know” before throwing in the towel mid-sentence. That’s still more competent (and less harmful) than whatever the fresh hell Pence just did.

Yes, interim President Pelosi!

America First!

Pence is a drab, listless energy vampire.