Most people aren’t too extra. Former high school classmate who baked herself SIX CAKES FOR HER OWN BIRTHDAY and posted multiple pictures of all of them on Facebook? WE GET IT. YOU CAN BAKE. That’s too extra. But the vast majority of us are not.

Woo hoo!

Yum. I loooove hotpot season. That’s all I eat when it’s frigid outside.

Just think: the pizzeria took the money they would have spent on a graphic designer and are placing it toward their hunger relief slush fund. I would support them just for that if they were my local.

I’m not hearing any “gratitude” from you, Cats.

Trumpkins make it far too easy to take the piss. Good Witchs [sic]? Lost your iron-on V? Really?

Furthermore:

Ivanker and Don Jr. both self-owned. It’s like whatever defect they have is genetic...

I’d so hoped this was Andrew Lawrence of the Lawrence brothers.

I still remember how much I loved her Oscars look when she was nominated for The Wings of the Dove. She and Uma Thurman knew how to rock lilac gowns with sheer stoles on the ‘90s red carpet.

Yep. Thiel went VC/private equity after making the Billionaires’ Club.

As insanely ham-handed as their tenure has been, it’s totally within the realm of believability that a couple of aging white men pulled out of retirement to apply their Web 1.0 learnings in 2019 could fuck up this spectacularly without intending to do so. 

Seriously, Magary’s Annual Hater’s Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalogue is Exhibit A for why you don’t stick to just sport. Think of how many page views (and now, accompanying pop-up ads and auto-play videos) that nets each year.

This is what your GMG Union dues get you: condemning your CEO in “the strongest terms possible”.

“outside the box thinkers looking to disrupt the content transmittal platforms with increased incentivizing of monetized delivery systems.”

This place is basically a Taboola farm overrun with auto-playing video.

I keep going back and forth as to whether this is a slagging off or a compliment.

So is Great Hills Partners a real company or is this some shell game bullshit?

Not to mention Dvora Myers covering gymnastics and the Larry Nassar proceedings.

This is what happens when they know they can’t just do union busting or mass layoffs. They have to play “bad boyfriend” until you break up with them.