Love this series.

If you ask nicely, perhaps Joan will do a digest somewhere else.

I was going to try not being poor right after I tried the not being “mentally” enslaved thing-y Kanye is pushing.

Meg Ryan might consider finding a much younger man who worships her. She’s done the Mellencamp, why not go for the cougar?

Of course. Clearly, I’m sparing Commando. All the 1985 side eye goes to Who’s The Boss?

I mean, some would tell you she’s been acting insufferable since 1985.

I’m sure he couldn’t say no to the appearance fee. And he probably thinks he’s helping promote whatever quackery he’s invented for purchase.

Honestly, as The Daily Beast pointed out, one of their consistently top-viewed posts has nothing to do with sports. I don’t even know how I first came to know of Drew Magary’s annual reaming of the Williams-Sonoma Holiday Catalogue, but it sure as hell wasn’t because I happened to be checking the sports scores. 

Yeah, David was a good weekend editor.

Important detail: she had to be sewn into the pants, not “zipped into” as the headline says.

Not as though anyone needs to offer up an explanation for snubbing Mitch McConnell— “it’s Mitch McConnell” is a perfectly valid reason.

More disturbingly, I bet she knitted a pink p—-y hat and went to the Women’s March at least once. She probably thinks she’s part of the resistance and a ‘good ally’, but then pulls shit like this on the regular and feels attacked by it.

Right. I don’t look forward to her gingerbread cookies at Christmas time, then.

Bwahahahahah! This was cackle-out-loud, thigh-slappingly good. I read it just as I was thinking “where have you been for the last 30 years?”

It’s also such a white gentrifier’s cliche’ that the studio’s motto is “Keep it weird”. There’s nothing “weird” about white conformist non-conformists colonizing Clinton Hill [and calling it Fort Greene because their brokers did]. And there’s nothing “weird” about white folk “unintentionally” doing racist things. It’s…

I mean, yes. Like all cats, yours is a singular genius whose work goes up in value when they “sign it” by kicking litter over their work with their paws.

I’ve never bothered with the Annabelle flicks, but I’m guessing none of the dolls hang from nooses....that that’s just a detail added by Rose’s corrupted imagination.

That means she and her husband are perfectly matched, then.

Her partner should have dressed up as Roger Rabbit instead of whatever Wrestlemania character he is. Such a wasted opportunity to do a killer couple’s costume.

I’m not suggesting an actual class action, but that someone needs to represent anyone who would go to NBC News individually to be released from their NDA’s “perceived obligation” [NBC’s words] to keep quiet. It shouldn’t be up to individuals to ask to be released, NBC should be challenged to release multiple clients…