Ask Landon Donovan, who’s already flipping thru the German dictionary for a word to describe his reaction to this news.

Make America(n soccer) Great Again

Who doesn’t love Arena football?

He should be able to get a job in the Trump administration pretty easily.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

Dropping the “ph” does make his name seem less basic.

Kickers should be seen, not heard. Frankly, he’s lucky he gets a name.

When the Browns finally win a game.

please, he’s one of the most genuine people in Washington. granted that’s a low bar, but he’d clear even the highest bars of that measure.

This is America. This is American politics. Moron checks all the boxes.

Joe Biden is also a complete moron.

Exactly! That’s how an umpire should tell a ballplayer not to do something without making the incident about the umpire. Even the umpires at the Little League level are more fundamentally sound.

The kid is awesome but I appreciate the umpire’s “I’m not gonna take this shit!..... but I won’t embarrass him either..... uhhh... let me brush this.... DONT FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN... okay Play Ball!”

Maine-Endwell, N.Y. beat the team from Seoul, South Korea, 2-1, in the championship game.

Uh, yeah, I was there. It was one of the more shameful things you’ll see in the game. We won the game, but ultimately lost a lot more than the game. I would love to see him miss at least half the season, if not more. If something like this happens again, I would like to see him banned from the game. I believe in…

Jerry Jones admires his leadership in the locker room

“And with the first pick in the 2022 draft, the Dallas Cowboys select...”

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

The most impressive part is his decision to scratch his nose midway through.