“Stealer Steals Steeler Steed”?

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

This is insane and insanely difficult. The sheer physics of it—to have all of your mass and momentum going (airborne) in one direction and to be able to swing with enough force to get the ball to go all the way back over the net in the other direction...it’s crazy.

“So we were drinking one night....” or “You know the signs at the zoo that say don’t feed the animals?”

As an actual Manitou resident, stumbling upon a poop pile just off the beaten path is unfortunately common.

She’s actually using paper towels so perhaps, ‘The thicker, quicker squatter’.

[holds it in]

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

The article makes it pretty clear that there are restrooms pretty near to where she’s shitting, and in no event should this be a common occurrence. I used to run a pretty healthy amount, and despite digestive issues popping up on occasion, only once did I have an issue where I had trouble getting to a bathroom on…

it’s uncharted territory for me.

Kudos to the reporter for getting the word “smear” in there. Just top-notch reporting.

How fucking corrupt do you have to be to get banned by FIFA?! That’s like being too fat for KFC.

For some reason, they built the Airport in Kansas 20 years ago.

OK, so the thing here was that there was a lot of complaining in the late ‘80s/early ‘90s about the amount of noise and traffic caused by the location of Stapleton Int’l Airport near downtown, so when Denver International was planned it was way the hell out of town to allow for growth, but not have the airport in the…

Bonus points if they’re wearing a horse mask or one of those T-rex costumes.

The meme isn’t complete until somebody hides in the bushes and jumps out to block the dunk.

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

Two obvious takes

“I TOLD YOU The Streak would end! I TOLD YOU the Huskies would not survive Upset City! Ladies and gentlemen it is my PRIVILEGE to introduce the 1 in 111-1, MY CLIENTS, THE MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS!”

Meanwhile the play-by-play guy is doing his best Kevin Harlan. But what the hell. I say good for them, you gotta cut your teeth somewhere. I’ve been at the bottom of the barrel in the sports media industry myself, covering girls and boys state tournaments and whatnot for the local rag, hoping to break into the big…