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*unsharted

Logged on just to star this.

They’ll report on it in 2020, telling the harrowing stories of athletes who will have overcome hardships due to communicable disease combinations that were unimaginable when the Rio games kicked off.

Ah, yes, so kinda like how Sepp “fixed” FIFA?

It’s a sticky problem, sure, but it can be addressed step-by-step in various ways: letting players make money off their likeness (jerseys, autographs, etc.), for instance.

Roger Goodell has launched an investigation and has vowed to get to the bottom of, and put a stop to, on-air incidents like these.

Starred just for the lead image.

I left after the parade but before the rally started and it took me over two hours just to get out of downtown (2 miles). And there were still people having fun in the streets.

New York is the “City that Never Sleeps,” but Kansas City is the “City That Stayed Up Late to Celebrate but Still Went to Bed at a Prudent Time Given the Circumstances.”

Hey, I went to UCCS, too! I never expect to see other alumni online, let alone on Deadspin; this has never happened to me before. How exciting!

Yep. I ran my first marathon in Nike Frees, but when they changed the fit, I switched to Kinvara 5s and love every minute of them.

Yep. I ran my first marathon in Nike Frees, but when they changed the fit, I switched to Kinvara 5s and love every

Couldn’t help but think of:

I feel like this is something they work on in Raiders training camp.

Because every scandal needs a witty(?) headline, can we call this one the “Bay of Pigskin”?

(RIP Steve Jobs, you’re an angel!)

For football, two things: make the player who scored the touchdown kick the extra point (similar to what @amshane7 said), and, like most sports, require a minimum (if not all) of the players on the field to play offense and defense.

I’m quickly becoming convinced that email is best used to communicate decisions, not discussions.

"The place to turn?"

While you're at it, make it a dual-flush toilet valve! Installation is just as simple, but you get two handles - one for #1, another for #2 - that can save you a bunch of money (supposedly; I just installed a couple in my house a month ago).

Of course Jurgen's comments are detrimental to MLS: they fly in the face of what Garber's trying to make us believe he's doing. But just because they're detrimental doesn't mean they're wrong.