Moustakas never hit the ground, telling reporters he was snagged by a web of arms, lifted up, and hoisted over the railing. "I was crowd surfing," he said. "Then they just kinda tossed me back on the field and just told me to go get 'em again. It was pretty cool."

Just looking for a scapegoat.

Bummed he accidentally missed Denver. It would've beat everyone, and everyone but Chicago by a good bit.

A white man hasn't been blindsided that badly by a redskin since Custer.

I don't envy the photographer in turn four having to cull all those photos.

Without that whole "ADDITIONAL" section, he's just another Starbucks barista waiting to get in line.

+R5

Super Noticia has the right idea: lead with a hot lady in a bra to distract readers from contemplating manslaughter upon reading the main headline.

For the other teams in the tournament, the real lesson from Uruguay's victory is how to get under Italy's skin.

*boop*

COURSE FEES: $5,000,000

FIFA: "let's just Qatar losses and give it to London."

Most of Kansas roots for the Celtics? I figured KU would be them by a country mile.

What a rebound-bound-bound-bound!

"RV for rent.

The bracelet creates a feedback loop.

Little do those spectators know that they're mere pawns in an elaborate diversion enacted by a highly-skilled group, the basis of the upcoming suburban heist thriller, Ocean's 32.

Nailed the landing.

Totally on board with your post. I like soccer, but not enough to choose a Euro team to support at random. Because I don't pay attention to that garbage ('Merica!), can you tell me how MLS compares to some of the local/regional euro leagues?

A few years ago I made a run at getting into the school, but couldn't afford it at the time. Hit up the US bobsled/skeleton site for an application!