Park is now South Korea's most un-Seung-hi-ro.

Censorship?! That's not like the US. But when in Russia...

Well yeah, but only because they need a bigger scale in the South.

I'll take that over NBC's leotard attack any day.

He says he wants justice for Michael, but all he does is drag him through the dirt.

I knew Thurmond had great hands, but ghost hands?! Jolly Roger's Skeleton Army, amirite?

CBS rolling out the red carpet welcome for everyone, including all the haxxors.

Resignation Searching-man

The good news out of all of this is that Ralph Lauren finally stopped using southeast Asian sweatshops and brought the labor right back to America. Thanks to this initiative, 340 new jobs have been create for nursing home-bound grandmothers belonging to the Knitters Local 142 union.

My favorite part is how easily Dan's critics turn on "such a smart guy" and ignore the bigger picture the smart guy is pointing to. There's no way he could actually be right, right?!

His induction today could come with an asterisk, another tragedy of the steroid era.

It is a pretty good story, though.

Super classy for the Houston fans to give an ovation like that.

They've got it all wrong. Flacco is the wrong Ravens spokesperson. Ray Lewis knows all about being a bird on steroids.

I hope all that training pays off. Think about it. The kid gets fast, strong, and big. Then he knocks the living daylights out of that sorry excuse for a father.

*Arrowhead Stadium.

+7-1

Good stuff! Vegas doesn't necessarily play the game, they play the people willing to bet on the game. And that's not to mention that hugely-favored teams have no additional incentive to beat the spread; especially in the Broncos' case, it's not worth risking another injury when they're up three scores in the fourth…

Yeah, like what happened to Pauly Esther.