Not to defend the practice of Nike essentially commandeering the brands of professional and amateur sports organizations on every level (which is annoying at best and nefariously corrupt at worst), but on a basic level of corporate branding and design, the idea of keeping things under wraps until it’s finished is…

I havent seen that much “vinatge white” since the Masters.

And I’m AOK with that. That’s a freaking great logo.

They say ‘Seattle’ on them?

“Floyd I need you to have one of your boys... [ear whispers...]

I am not sure how this punishment was over the top? PED use is 4 games, so why wouldn’t tampering with equipment be the same thing?

Oh wow, I’m surprised you took Brady’s dick out of your mouth long enough to type this article.

Thompson and Simmons were fellow Page 2 columnists for the first few years BS was at ESPN.

nb4 “We hit into triple plays the right way.”

Please let this be for Brady what gambling was for Pete Rose.

Oh God.

My favorite part is that “Abominable Snowmen” is on the NOT considered list, but “Abdominal Snowmen” is on the ACTUALLY CONSIDERED list with the reasoning of: “Because fuck it why not, it’s basically the north pole there.”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.