"How are you feeling, Bob? Are you feeling better? And how do you think it would feel to bury your oldest child?"

-Christin Cooper

I think they can totally fit inside of the sled (without heads or limbs outside to be injured) and are supposed to quickly drop their heads in situations like this. Here it appears that the pilots head was out, but relaxed enough that pushing against the wall just drove the head back into the sled...

Rio 2016

Hey, last time I was in Rio and treated myself to a little Brazilian two-woman bobsled and I'll tell you what... we got airborne too and it's a goddamn wonder one of them hookers didn't die.

I like how they have "Brasil" on the bottom of the sled. Its almost as if the crash was anticipated.

*takes a drag*

Finally. A Brazilian sports story that DOESN'T involve a beheading.

I'm glad Tara was able to take advantage of the going out of business sale at the furniture upholsterer.

The good news is...the bobsled has tested well and shows a lot of promise for a gold...the bad news is...they keep parking it like dicks...taking two spots...parking in handicap spots...

If this van's a' rockin', it's because a very large and very cold man is inside shivering and rocking himself to sleep, and because he doesn't have enough money to get the suspension fixed, okay?

Nope, that's Chris Farley.

Rashid mentioned one thing that's been bothering him. "There haven't been any montages. I thought there'd be montages."

Any suburban dad will tell you that buying a minivan is actually the first sign of giving up.

You answered your own question. Automakers have resources: expertise, materials, processes, manufacturing, testing, etc. If an aerospace company worked on it, the sled would be 10X cost, 5X schedule, 3X the parts for redundancy, and it wouldn't carry people.

A picture of Dyer, and his living arrangements.

The US Bobsled team approached GM first, but their solution was to put a bigger engine in it.

Then they asked Ford for help, but the design they came back with had a solid beam axle in the back, for some reason.

Chrysler's sled design was also a complete failure, as it looked exactly like the last gold medal sleigh,…

And not a single f%@$ was given

How many times did that announcer say "she just doesn't have enough experience" after someone ate it? This is the fucking Olympics, they all have enough experience. The course designers, not so much.