Ice Slippery

Maybe I'm just a speed skating purist, but I still don't think they should be allowed to use the blue spiked turtle shell in medal races.

When asked about her victory, Li replied, "It was like a walk on the Park."

Hey, at least Park isn't beating herself up about the matter; she certainly seems inclined to let it slid—

[Clipped from behind by Shame]
[Passed by Chagrin and Self-Loathing]

RUSSIAN TRACK WORKER : Oh no, there is crack in ice on track. I must fix, Comrades!

That sled has a history...

The silver lining is that in Russia she's an organ donor, dead or alive.

Oooh! A penny!

Russian officials were quoted as saying that she can do what she likes as long as she doesn't try to impress her Lebanese lifestyle on children.

1.5 seconds is all I need.

"I hope you're proud of yourself for watching that whole thing just to see a combined 1.5 seconds of nipple."

Fighting over a little strip, is that all they fucking do in the Middle East?!

According to family friends who saw her on Tuesday, Chamoun's conservative Sunni mother was extremely embarrassed, or mildly embarrassed, or very proud, or frowning, or sticking out her tongue.

"I hope you're proud of yourself for watching that whole thing just to see a combined 1.5 seconds of nipple."

"Strategic inanity."

The American delegation was also surprised to discover several other words, "awake", "at work", "walking", "driving" and "asleep" also meant "drunk" in Russian

"Oh what the hell, I did that twice last week! Where's my gold medal?"