Something tells me she's not really hurting for income.

So let me get this straight... You and your boyfriend live 3000 miles away from each other yet you still take the time to wear matching running outfits? Now that's what I call commitment.

...if I was a Deadspin writer, I would write articles just so I could flirt with women, too.

Toto told to 'go back to Africa' for encore.

Don't I know it. But we'd been running in actual snow...not the slippery-ass ice in front of where they asked us to stop to answer questions. You're welcome, internet.

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

I can't imagine running under those conditions. I mean, with a girl?

Four and a half backward spins and grabbing the backside is also how my dog prepares to lie down.

Well, it's a marvelous night for a canoe dance.

the show's artistic director said a stage manager was to blame

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

In Soviet Russia, the luggage has travele—

[Falls through hole in premise]

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

At 320 lbs, I don't think he passes on many hot pockets...

It's odd to see him scramble. I've always thought of him as more of a (Hot) Pocket passer.

Greatest nickname ever. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"

Shouldn't the Stormtrooper workout just involve shuffling and missing your target by 3 feet?