"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

Are you a headline writer for Upworthy?

Does anyone else think Skip Bayless spends his free time doodling how his signature would look as "Skip Tebow"?

This is actually a welcome departure from the "are people who call Richard Sherman a 'thug' racist?" discussion.

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Or what's known at ESPN as a "commercial break".

Only if he was driving their bus.

One of his uniforms at the Vancouver games was a "desperado" racesuit, complete with pistols and bandoleros. He described his inspiration for it:

Mexico could do a lot worse.

Russian Police officer #1: "What a great collar."

"Bro, check it out — our party theme for Cinco de Drinko."

He was originally planning to ski for Colombia, but he would have only ranked 4,953,295th in the country at cutting snow.

"Oh, fuck this."

You misspelled "worst".

also this

But somewhere, in a distant parallel universe, Taylor Swift did win... And we were all witnesses to the victory dance of the century.

Definitely had one of those moments where he thought he had to sneeze and then at the last second he didn't have to anymore.

The NFL is not a charity. If it were a charity, I could deduct the cost of my personal tickets, which I do not do as far as you know and tax returns are not public information accessible under FOIA so just drop it.