Great catch. Total boner on my part.

Seriously though, I'd gladly pay $10 a month for an independent Poe's Law commission that tells me which comments are dumb and which comments are smart satire.

Le Betard's face hovering over his shoulder the entire time made it much more amusing.

God, the disdain with which Wilbon says the word "Deadspin" gave me a goddamn erection. Just knowing he hates all of us warms my cold dead heart. Suck a bushel of dicks, Wilbon.

Here's a short one:

It's always fun when the pitcher hits a home run(unless it's against YOUR team). On his 2nd tour w/ the Cubs, he hit the only home run of the game. After the game in the clubhouse he went around to the other position players and asked, "Did you hit a home run today?" Goes to the next player, "Did…

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I have the same reaction when I come across one of his pinball machines.

That's nothing new, sir. 8-8 and 9-7 teams have been making the playoffs for a long time. I think the big issue is 12-4 teams being the road team at a 9-7 Div Champ.

Bro, take it up with #BigWeed. I'm just copy and pasting here.

Because the effect of luck and statistical noise on single elimination tournament games is minimized by many in favor of discussions on "clutchness" and "just-winningness" and grit and heart and a whole bunch of other bullshit.

Our country's fascination with playoffs is truly astonishing. In every other country, domestic sports leagues reward the champions of the regular season, while we further trivialize the large sample set (which is usually better for determining The Best, no?) of the regular season by adding layer upon layer of…

If a team has a birth postseason, they really shouldn't be playing football.

Why did she wear a Nets' shirt to a Knicks game?

Being a Jags fan, this doesn't affect me in any way, shape, or form.

Sorry Cleveland, they won't be THAT different.