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There is not a single good quarterback alive (or dead) who wouldn't have gone for the record there. This "sportsmanlike" stuff where you're required to treat your opponent with kid gloves is nonsense. It's a hypercompetitive position in a hypercompetitive sport. The Patriots routinely were still out there slinging it

it's a nice shot until you realize he was aiming for his wife's mouth.

[/Tony Romo walks up to mailbox]

[builds punchline around Cowboys offensive line]

Saw it live. If this gif was 1/2 a second longer, you'd see a smile on garrett's face as this was done in jest. If the gif was seven weeks longer, you'd see Jerry Jones sneaking behind him with a knife drawn and raised.

"Hey Jason, great game, I'm Gordon from Sesame Str..."

Cool. Greatest regular season QB in history.

That's not fair, weather. - Fan

Once again, Deadspin uses a grossly misleading headline. The game is still in the 1st quarter; it is irresponsible journalism to make it sound like this play will be the summary of awful Jets plays today.

He nearly hit the numbers.... on the field.

My ass a year ago
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My ass six months ago
My ass three months ago

"Steak, Lassie." – Timmy's dad explaining what happened to Old Bessie

Stay grassy, knoll.

Unlike other ranking systems, in this case, it shouldn't be too difficult to find out which ones are bowl eligible.

That was a Billy Madison quote.

He called shit poop!

"But Roger, when you ask the guys to act like they've been there before, you're over looking the fact that many of them can't even re... can't remem... "