It seems appropriate that something this garish and ugly is called a Jersey.

McDonald's would have sold more, but every time Flacco went in to get a six piece, he stalled out and settled for three.

McDonald's is right to be patient with sales. Jason Whitlock's new diet will only last so long.

Sure, the Mighty Wing problem is a big one, but what about all the lesser parts, like the Insecure Gizzards or the Agoraphobic Thoraxes?

I'd rather have 10 million units of an undervalued commodity than 120.8 million.

But are Mighty Wings elite?

Man, that's fantastic. Visualizing the Browns as a whirlpool of feces is genius.

No matter the price, they're bound to get smoked.

If the Angels want to pay fair market value for Trout, about $1.85/lb.

"Opportunity cost must be considered."

Yes, calling this guy an asshole in his home is going to accomplish what exactly?

What you are speaking of are the Old Testament dietary laws, which were settled at the Jerusalem Council in Acts 15, where it was determined that obedience to the Mosaic/Jewish rituals was not required for followers of Jesus. This is why Christians can eat bacon, shrimp, and lobster.

Probably not, because acting like a fedora atheist a) doesn't accomplish anything but getting another lecture b)isn't the best way to get interviews and c) means they might not take you out hunting in the awesome preserve they've probably spend millions on.

I refuse to acknowledge any other Duck Dynasty.

Only thing that could make this video sadder is if Lane Kiffin was waiting for them in the drive way.

Janet Napolitano herself has long been the subject of speculation regarding her orientation, as she's never been married, no kids, never a visible significant other, and really no evidence of a romantic life whatsoever.

It's probably not the car dealership that will end up paying this. These kind of contests are nearly always handled through insurance companies that specialize in stuff like this. They calculate the likelihood of the event actually happening and if so, the financial windfall, and charge for the insurance based on…

Nice to see Peter Carroll helping people get free cars again.

In a twist that will make him into the next Pete Rose, it turns out that all 20 cars were bought by Eli Manning.

@sunspot72: Well i guess we should just quit defending the country until you have health care that someone else pays for.