Also I wish I could edit my typos.

When my parents found out about my piano teacher abusing me weekly for ten years, I begged them by to go to the police. I was in love with the man and I was his biggest supporter. Was I wrong? Uh yeah. I was wrong. My parents were wrong to follow he wishes of their teenaged daughter. They knew better. Even if his…

As someone in an open marriage, I can understand the desire to talk about it, because it is a huge part of your life and it feels weird to be totally silent about it. But I mean...I really cannot imagine telling my parents. It's just a mess I would rather not clean up.

I grew up in this context. And I did indeed manage to remain a p-in-the-v virgin until my wedding night. And yeah, there is a lot of sexual tension which is nice. But it's not worth it, yo. It is hard to be brainwashed and then try to i brainwash yourself. A lot of sexual frustration and finding out that we were not…

I'm so sorry!!!!!

Someone tell Robert Durst to up his game

I can't say this many places, but I am sort of an orgy expert and often they are not very good looking. But I do my best!

I'm sorry, this will come off as way too defensive, but Madonna, have YOU ever been to Rochester, Michigan????? Seriously it is the whitest, richest city in the goddamn state. Don't quote me on those statistics. But seriously. Of all the blight ridden cities in southeastern Michigan you pick the one with three Whole…

Eh. I don't know if that is the problem, bud.

A conflict as old as l'origine du monde, no?

Someone should have put a trigger warning here. Now all I can think about is the nasty voice of my Sunday School teacher rapist.

For the first time in my life I feel really sorry for Madonna.

I'm a swinger and most swingers parties and partiers are awful. Sliiiiiiim pickings, no offense, Bob and Marge. It's hard to get your swing on. So my first thought was, food and drinks and lots of people? Damn Texas, why you no right here? I'm sorry they were shut down. *shrug*

I think I'll just let the Internet do the talking.

He's why I came to the post.

I'm not playing devil's advocate so much as explaining how truly isolating and bizarre it is to grow up in a culture where you biggest concern is making sure other people do what you want. In my case, it was being raised in the IFB cult. When you believe, like I once did, that certain behaviors labeled as sins keep…

I'm not knocking you, Jia. Just our friend Penn here.

There are sooooooo many blogs like this. As a former fundamentalist Christian, my newsfeed is absolutely fucking filled with statuses and posts about leggings.