I grew up in MN so I know about your dirty little tricks you darned Canuck. Like dumping those worthless loonies in our cash registers so the pop machines won’t take the coins and we slowly die of thirst. Evil, pure unadulterated evil.

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

I will invite you to the wedding! I think you’re within a reasonable distance of Manhattan? My husband is up for a new job and if he gets it he’ll have “fuck you” money, potentially, it’s an equity stake. He’s done this before, that how we bought our Manhattan apartment. And then I will have the wedding of my dreams.

Gun grabbing, Philadelphia, Mississippi confederate loving, drug dealing traitor for Iran, god damned Ronald fucking Reagan.

Sorry, another long comment and more appropriate for SNS.

Mmmm, that’s good kinja.

“In this election, British voters face a choice between divergent visions for the nation’s future.

It’s enraging! bellaluna covered it here as well. Which, by the way, is a place I’d love to see the likes of you starring and commenting!

You’re more than welcome to share and contribute here, friend.

My mother is a pie queen, and strawberry rhubarb was one of our household favorites as a kid. One time she made it and at first bite, it seemed okay. But then we all noticed something was a bit...off. There was a bitterness that we hadn’t expected. My dad checked the fridge, and it turns out she’d bought swiss chard…

Oh, I laugh about it myself. I don’t really have anything to throw back at him, because he’s super-competent in what he does and not adventurous like I am.

My mouth literally dropped open. I cannot fathom anyone being as inept in the kitchen as your family. Trying to make pasta WITHOUT WATER!!!!!

Off the top if my head... Mr RU has:

This is not cooking-related and is wildly specific and doxxing but it relates to a mistake that haunts you for decades in a relationship.

Sorry, this is another of my long comments.

My husband makes a great rhubarb pie, but hasn’t in quite a while! Time to start nagging.

I’m so embarrassed to even tell this story. Oh well, here goes. My husband invited one of his best friends from his childhood over for dinner one night and said gentleman was bringing his girlfriend. I had never met these people and I really wanted to make a good impression. I wanted to make something that I knew…

No cooking needed!! What a way to kill a perfectly lovely strawberry, too. bleh. Tapioca flour is the best thickener ever. Not as gluey as cornstarch, can’t taste it like flour. Bob’s Red Mill has a great one. You can also just use tapioca pearls themselves, but you’ll have them in the pie filling, too. 2 tablespoons…

Once I tried to make bacon with the broiler instead of a skillet (my usual technique), left it in too long because I never use the broiler, and ended up with an entire pack of bacon that was nothing but char. I sent my skeptical bf a picture and they were like “holy shit you vaporized it.”