Nah, Tomato had more style. This is a one trick pony.

Oh is it the return of tomatoface? It’s almost reassuring to have them back...

No, they’re just an old Splinter troll with a tired schtick. They’ve been trolling the greys for months, and people are just now falling for it.

Are you being sarcastic?

He’s so fucking problematic and really, really dumb.

Golden Oreos are good. Also the mint ones where they are dipped in chocolate. But I am clearly over 30 as I think there is no place for all these newfangled multi-flavor abominations.

In mentality but not chronologically. The Baby Boom in America ended in 1964. He was born in 1982. He’s a millennial.

“Their racism and hate is justified because you chose to marry this person. You cannot speak against it or make an action to avoid it, because you chose to marry this person”

how is babbie formed?

Isn’t it funny how “rebellion” in this day-and-age is...worshipping the establishment? Kinda like how Fox News laments the “lame-stream media” by pedagoging on behalf of the Federal Government, while also constantly reciting their #1 ranking as the most-watched source of “news.”

This is the funniest Emily Alford line I have read: “Being married is very difficult, which is why so many people have to practice multiple times before meeting the person they will eventually die with.”

Married 33 years, separate bedrooms for the last 18. It gets harder and harder to sleep as you get older. I snore, and my wife has restless leg syndrome, so she’s constantly moving. MUCH easier to sleep separately, and everybody’s happier. We even get suites when traveling so we can sleep apart and get some rest.

THANKS! I was looking for them!

Off topic, but a few Deadspin and Splinter refugees are over here doing a thing, and we’d love to see your face! (If it’s confusing, here’s a nice welcome/explainer for you).

Call your Senators, even the red state ones. There is bipartisan support for a war powers resolution (which is....um...to accompany the current one the president is supposed to be following).

I referenced Lizzo here and referenced you here and I want to congratulate you for another year of The Glow Up!

Yes, his flying monkeys are really something too.

As someone who has been in the publishing business longer than I’d like to admit, I can offer a few more Do’s and Don’t’s.

When you factor in the boob physics, hip sway, seductive walk, playful giggles when sneaking, sexually charged moans when taking damage, make-up application animations, entirely new costumes and outfits that all show off midriff/cleavage/thighs, and a host of other problems it’s painfully clear how much extra work…

I recently saw in Private Eye, who tend to be quite good on behind the scenes stuff, that many at the Palace are essentially expecting him to walk away from the Royal life in the near future because of how unhappy Meghan is with the definitely not racist coverage of her which the Palace has largely failed to stop and…