Worst. Episode. Ever.

Everything is fine, nothing to see here. 

His feet are as small as his hands. 

I’m sure he cheats and just drops a new ball wherever he feels like it.

The way he lumbers aimlessly and stands around like an idiot drives me crazy; then he opens his mouth and it’s so much worse.

Don’t let the schadenfreude hit you on the ass on the way out.

Alicia Silverstone is 42, which makes way more sense.

I thought the same thing so I looked it up; she was 28 when she was playing a high schooler. So don’t feel too bad.

I always read his name as rhyming with bukkake...

Jeff Flake, without a hint of irony, in today’s WaPo:

I see what you did there.

“Sorry you were offended.”

Completely unjust! He’s an orange colored meat sack filled with tangled clogged arteries and a cottage cheese brain. Only the good die young, indeed.

I was PA adjacent (Ohio) and was in the 7th grade. I remember it being a Big Deal, though I don’t recall seeing it a lot on TV. Either my parents had the awareness to change it (not likely) or they just didn’t replay it as much. 

+1 for Budd Dwyer reference. Mean indeed! Do the kids on this site even know who that is? 

These guys should all be playing shuffleboard at the old folks’ home instead of trying for gold medals in mental gymnastics. 

Gym Jordan is one to talk. [angry face emoji]

The bar gets lower every day. Maybe one of these days he’ll stroke out on live tv. 

That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life!