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If I talked to my parents in the Midwest about anything other than the weather I would ask for you. 

He’s got Fox News Brain, a common affliction affecting once rational and intelligent senior citizens across the country. 

He’s up to his neck in this whole thing. He’s working for Trump pro bono so he needs these paid “consultancies” and speaking engagements to maintain his lifestyle. The ex wife has a burn rate of 110k a month and he’s blowing 500k on private jet subscription for the new gf. 

If only someone had warned us 

I spelled “segue” as “segway” on a college term paper. I still think about that. 

Good luck! I will keep an eye out for you in the bylines. 

I feel like there’s a “truck nuts” joke to be made here but I’m not clever enough to work it out.

You’ve been to my office? 

As seen on Twitter:

This debacle is pretty hilarious when you think they could have just invested in Vanguard funds and called it a day. But then they couldn’t spread all the wealth around via management fees and i-banking transactions.

“The limit does not exist”

Come to my home, meet my wife and kids and call me a whistleblower to my face.

Irony is well and truly dead. Bury it at Arlington.

Totally forgot about that!! +1 for you!!

Thanks for sharing this story. I’m sorry for your tremendous loss and your bravery in writing this is to be commended.

Jacob Wohl, yelling from the basement: “Ma! Ma! Maaaa!!! Can I borrow $50K?”

I love this game. I’m going to go with someone career and high up at CIA. Gina Haspel? Vaughn Bishop? 

Valid!