Aren’t we all? Filled with regret I mean. 

Can’t take you anywhere 

Gotdammit this is why we never invite you to parties.

“Thanks! Cake in the conference Room!!! Have a super day!!”
-Nancy Pelosi
BE GREEN, don’t print this email 

Would it be better if she called him Daddy? 

Ya love to see it. Also, does anyone think Trump could pick the Ukraine out on a map? 

Several singers from Washington National Opera were prepared to defend Placido until they started receiving phone calls from colleagues with additional stories of harassment; they withdrew their support. It was also an open secret that seasoned singers never left newbie women alone with Placido. I feel for the women…

You’re definitely invited!

UGH, FIIIINE. If you’ll stop whining about it 

MY PARTIES RULE. BEST PARTIES. EVERYONE WANTS TO PARTY WITH ME. WAIT WHY ARE WE YELLING AGAIN??

Though I appreciate your analysis complete with screenshots. Perhaps you’re fun at small parties.

Removes @ TheGentilDouche from all future party invites #sorrynotsorry 

Fuck your feelings, 2020

Narrator voice: they were not fun at parties.

Word!

I don’t think he’ll wait until his late night/early morning constitutional. He’ll be rage tweeting as soon as whichever beleaguered staffer is bullied into giving him his phone back. 

While I’m eternally hopeful that he’ll go down in flames, what makes us think that this particular incident is the ‘bridge too far’? His base loves him, Congress is ineffectual, and he’s weaseled out of everything else.

This sentence made no sense to me: “9,000 acres of usable land and two freshwater lakes that have been stolen from the people of Wyoming.” There’s still several parcels available if any Wyomingites want to get on it. In the meantime, there’s a lot of excitement in Cody and I think once everyone settles down and gets…

It can take out the Kardashian/Wests AND the Cheneys! 

I didn’t know anything about her so I wiki’d her. Sounds about right for this administration, where they go and find the biggest POS they can and hire them: “Grisham was charged with driving under the influence, speeding, and driving with an invalid license in 2013. The charges were plea bargained and reduced to…