Not enough desks in the world for my head.

Cue gun humpers calling for boycotts of all the aforementioned companies. They won't have any place left to shop. 

“Economic Insecurity” my ass.

Are we the baddies???

Right?!? I’m imagining some massive pyramid scheme a la Madoff but for rich dudes who wanted access to his victims.

I’m sick of seeing his stupid horrible face. 

The article PollyQ posted above says that he didn’t apply under his full name. But given his (prior) standing in the community, I find it difficult to believe that no one knew he was THAT Perksy.

Wow. Disingenuous to say the least!

Word got out and they fired him today. Doesn’t answer the question of why hire him in the first place... 

Sure Jan dot gif

Where my small children play! Quelle horreur!

100 shot dead in ‘merica per day v. 6 dead from vaping over a couple of months. Orange Leader’s priorities seem about right.

This is going to be a thing soon, right? Vaping has killed like 6 people so I’m guessing it will be banned forthwith.

Shout out to whomever captioned that amazing photo: “It’s cannoli!” 

Could you just imagine if a woman was carrying on as he does? She would be slammed as a shrill, hysterical bitch.

This seems like a great idea! “...junior varsity girls tennis team...” I’m sure he won’t be taking out his bitterness about losing his cush job on a bunch of young women.

Cramer is a hack. His viewers would be better off buying an S&P index fund and turning off their TVs. 

A dick?

It’s OK if you f*ck a porn star while your wife is home with a new baby as long as you don’t SAY the eff word.

Why tho? He should just retire to the Hamptons Matt Lauer-style and spare us.