I could watch John Bercow all day long. Shine on you crazy diamond.

“Drill, Baby, Drill.” [Todd’s new 25 year old girlfriend.]

My main takeaway is that Tami has a fiance??? 

Why not both dot gif

There’s a “Stormy weather” joke to be made here but I’m not clever enough to get it just right.

The absolute hubris of this white guys astounds me. I realize it shouldn’t anymore, and yet.

She’s FINE. I don’t loathe her or anything. I think I got overexposed by following her on insta and Twitter so I gave up. I do love her cute little family though.  

I’m no Chrissy stan but I support her fully in this. A popular WOC out-tweeting him is surely to get under his rotten orange peel skin. #TeamChrissy 

88 you say?

If Trump had just invested daddy’s money in index funds he would be an actual billionaire.

Bluegrass band, of course.

Proletariat armed with banjos was not on my bingo card

The mental gymnastics these guys will go through are beyond gold worthy 

“And speaking of long walks...” I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE 

There’s a reason people say ‘shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in 3 generations’.

I would pay to see that in theaters.

Meta squared: All the accused (and spouses) play themselves in the movie.

I’m glad it’s come to a head. It’s a difficult enough business to survive in and I feel for those women who gave up careers or didn’t have the careers they deserved. 

Saundra, after going deaf and blind from subsisting on sausages and potato chips, posts her Go Fund Me titled “ThANkS tO OBUMMER, I NeEd yOuRE helP!!!” Probably.

[Blushing]